Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

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I'm sister host, Christine.

Wow.

You said that like you were already at two and a half time speed.

I know.

When they listen to it, it's going to go blpl-lool-d-blah-blah-blah.

Yeah.

They're going to be like, oh, I got to slow it down.

Oh, yeah, I'm Zandi.

Hello. Welcome to our show.

What do you think about soup?

I don't know.

It's okay.

I think that, you know, there are those people who you know who you are.

Just like, I love soup and they're just like always obsessed with soup.

That's not me. But I appreciate a good soup are you going to ask me what I think about soup no I thought you were

just going to tell me I don't like it and I don't want to talk about it but too bad because

we're here today to talk about soup. You don't like soup at all?

I don't like soup.

In fact, I find it a waste of space.

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