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for turkey trot discussions today. We are. God. No, thanks.

God help us.

Do you have, I mean, I was going to ask if you've done them and I'm like, yeah, you

definitely did them.

I bet you did the bunch of like Connecticut and stuff.

Thank you so much for asking.

I also want to add that my challenge is leaf peeping.

Oh, yeah.

Which also goes hand in hand with a turkey trot in Connecticut.

Can we tell the people what leaf peeping is? Because I hadn't heard of it until this.

Use your imagination. It is, no, it is, you'll find out, don't worry. I have a lot of information from Julio who sent in a forum. Oh, no, of course he did. Yeah, so don't worry. We're going to have some experts on that I'll channel. I was going to say, like, what? This is a guest episode? I don't think so. I'll just be channeling. No offense, Julio. But I think you deserve a

better episode than leaf peeping. Yeah, Jeff Follage is going to be channeled. I'll channel him later.

But I, uh, leaf peeping. Excuse me? What?

Whose foliage? Jeff Follage? Jeff Follage. Jeff Follage. He's going to be.

He's today's guest.

I'm channeling him later spiritually channeling him.

Oh, Jeff Follage Follger.

I can't tell how much of that is made up.

None of it's made up.

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