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The Tim Dillon Show

366 - Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Tim talks with comedians Mike Cannon & Mike Feeney about breaking rules, the Middle East, faking a heart attack, brand loyalty and how the American military is literally ballooning.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. We're sorry. We are a little late just getting back from

0:05.4

Australia as always the spirit of Princess Diana is with us

0:10.3

Hello

0:11.5

Hi

0:12.5

Hi, Princess Diana. How are you? Oh, I'm good. Are you seeing what's going on in our world right now?

0:19.5

Yes, and I believe in a Palestinian state because I was killed by the Jews in a tunnel. Hey

0:25.6

Princess Diana is

0:28.6

Out of her mind. I was killed by Jews in a tunnel. Hey

0:37.2

Anyway, two guests are here that don't

0:42.4

Know what I'm gonna say and don't have the money to withstand the attacks

0:48.0

That I don't you know, but they're good friends of mine

0:52.3

My Canon Mike Fini great comics from New York who have been hanging out for the last few days

0:58.5

Um

0:59.6

In Los Angeles California while the world's fallen apart. Yeah, just seeing what you live like. We've been having fun

1:05.5

Yeah, we've been having a good time went down to the beach jumped in the ocean almost got swept away by the current

1:10.4

It was very but you know when you see like how I live

1:12.4

It's just like it's just New York lives a certain way. Yeah, and everybody's used to it

1:17.5

And when you come out here everyone can live like this

1:20.9

Uh, no, I don't think everybody

1:23.9

I don't think everybody parks in a red zone and then just flicks everybody off

1:28.0

And it's like tell it. I don't care

1:29.6

Here's the thing segura did this the other day

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