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The Tim Dillon Show

365 - Degree Of Difficulty

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Tim wades into the Israel-Hamas War, college students showing their true selves, celebrities walking back support, ‘the best you can do’ and how peace in the Middle East may involve the Midwest.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. This is a, this is a tough one this week.

0:05.6

This is not the easiest one to do. Uh, this is a high degree of difficulty. The routine, uh,

0:14.0

if you ever watched the gymnastics in the summer Olympics, when they go to the routine that, uh,

0:20.1

she will be attempting this evening has a high degree of difficulty. She stumbled many times

0:28.7

during practice. She has a lot of maneuvers in there. She's unfamiliar with

0:33.8

and she had some real trouble. She had real trouble during practice. Let's see if she's

0:39.1

worked those kinks out. That's, uh, that's what we got today because we've had a week. Um,

0:45.6

and no matter what I say about anything today on this show, somebody is going to be upset

0:52.4

that I didn't say more or I said the wrong thing or, uh, I mean something different than

0:59.9

what I said, or I don't have the facts. And if I had the facts, I think differently.

1:07.4

There's no way to avoid that. I'm one of the greatest minds of our time and, and watching

1:13.3

me in real time put this together is gotta be one of the greatest joys in what I imagine, uh,

1:22.0

is a horrible life that you live on the other end of that, uh, camera. I don't know. I'm

1:27.1

guessing some of you are doing fine, but a lot of you, let's be honest and, uh, watching the

1:32.4

mental dexterity, me just jumping into it, you know, no script, no talking points. Barry Weiss,

1:40.6

by the way, was supposed to come and do the show and, and dead ghosts me at the last minute

1:48.1

because it's been a very bad week for Israel. I think it's been a good week for her career,

1:54.0

not for her, because I like Barry and I know it's a horrible week for everyone that's Jewish

2:00.5

and everyone that's been Jewish or knows someone who's Jewish. I get it. Uh, but she's in demand.

2:06.2

That's what I'm saying. Do you see this is a high degree of difficulty. I'm still on the balance

2:12.4

beam. I swayed a little bit. You thought I was gonna, but I'm still on it. Um, but no,

2:19.3

I, she's in demand. It's not a good week for her. Somebody mean what I mean is that a lot of

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