367 - The War At Home
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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American Royalty Tour - Final Leg
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Dylan is on tour. It's the final leg of the American royalty tour Rochester, |
| 0:06.1 | New York, New York, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Houston, Texas, San Diego, California, Detroit, |
| 0:10.8 | Michigan, Toronto, Ontario, Austin, Texas, Bray at California, Columbus, Ohio, Bethlehem, |
| 0:16.0 | Pennsylvania, Washington, DC, Northfield, Ohio, San Antonio, Texas, Dallas, Texas, Atlanta, |
| 0:20.6 | Georgia, St. Louis, Missouri, Indianapolis, Indiana, Boston, Massachusetts, and then Foxwoods |
| 0:26.5 | in Connecticut. Go to Tim Dylan comedy.com promo code fakebiz F-A-K-E-B-I-Z. What? |
| 0:36.7 | Tickets are on sale now. Tickets are on sale now. And then after this, I'm taking a nice long |
| 0:42.5 | break. So get the tickets, enjoy the show, and then you'll never see me for a while. Then I'll be |
| 0:50.8 | back 90 days later screaming about that. I'm kidding. I'm taking a little bit of a break. |
| 0:55.9 | These are the final markets that we haven't done the hour in. You're going to love them. |
| 1:00.6 | You're going to love the show. It's a great show. If you're for Israel, for Palestine, no matter what |
| 1:06.4 | you're for, you come on out, kill each other at the show. You have a big fight at the show. |
| 1:12.0 | You bring everybody fight at the show. I'll sit on stage and have a sandwich. Good night. |
| 1:16.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I am here. Happy Halloween. |
| 1:21.9 | We are progressing. We are moving forward. I have, on my head, something called, I believe, a |
| 1:32.8 | shaman. Yeah. And a, and a yamaka. I'm representing both and the free press, which is |
| 1:46.0 | Barry Wises, even though she won't come on the show because I am in Hamas. That is the one |
| 1:51.9 | reason she will not come on. We have the free press hat that we are displaying prominently on |
| 1:58.5 | the desk. And you know, I mean, I just got out of the comedy store with an amazing audience |
| 2:06.8 | and what a great show. And I'll let my mouth come out a little bit here because I feel like that |
| 2:13.4 | helps with the audio, even though I do like it up like this, right? It sounds the same, right? |
| 2:20.0 | It sounds a little muffled. What do you like about it like this? Well, because I like, |
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