Obviously your kid needs a male role model because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can see for because he's your son. No, you spent all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.

They do. Do you know how to read? I get by. All right. What do you know? You know what? Red means stop. Great. Green means go. Good. Yellow's the other one.

T-B-T-L. Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what? You've pressed it. Do you eat chocolate? Yes. Do you drink soda? Yes. Do you eat fatty foods? Yes. And a lot of people ask me, are you eating cookies late at night? I say, of course I am.

What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. That must be weird for you, huh? Kimmel's now the new king of late night and you're still doing a pod card. They say, you snooze, you lose. But we snost. Look what we lost.

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L. The show just might be too beautiful to live. Welcome to the internet. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I feel cute today. Look at my outfit.

I'm going to have to put on like snow pants today and bundle up because I got a message to the weather patterns here in the Pacific Northwest. I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not.

It's Monday, April 11th. And I looked out the window this morning to very steady snow that was sticking to the streets and roofs and foliage in my neighborhood. Oh, by the way, I'm at the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon. And it's like.

We got here a thunder hurricane going on. A thunder blizzard hurricane. This is apparently the latest in the year. This is the most measurable snow we've ever received here in this area.

Since they started taking measurement of this stuff about 80 plus years ago.

So I considering that it was 80 degrees on Thursday here in Portland. It's quite a quite a shift. But it just gives us more to talk about folks here on episode 3659 in a collector series. Let the fun begin.

I got something to talk about. I was coming back from the restroom. Over night this weekend in the middle of the night. And I thought, let's not turn on all the lights. Let's not fully wake our brain up.

Let's try to keep this sleep train moving with a very quick bathroom trip. And while speaking of trips, I tripped on my way back.

And really gave myself a real doozy of a cut on my forehead. That when it's all done, when it's healed years from now, will either be the coolest thing about me or something that forever feel embarrassed about.

If I lean into my inner Danny Trejo. And just kind of one like I'm getting pretty grizzled.

But maybe that's just going to be a new lifestyle for me is just like rugged Danny Trejo type. Maybe that's my new look. Anyway, we'll talk about that. I'm sure we'll also talk about the finale of the TV show Severance.

I love television. I've got to have that thing on 24 7. I love the pattern.

The final episode of the season aired well over the weekend. And I thought it was great. But I also have one I guess I feel like there was a.

Something that I thought was happening in good faith between me and the creators of that program turned out I think they were operating in bad faith.

So we will talk about that. And whatever else comes into our little brains along with the help of this young man, the longest running cobro of the show, maybe best known for the depictions, his depictions that is of the tall ships.

You will need to see the madness that is my upper torso. Okay. He is joining us right now from the sweet cream district of Seattle, Washington. He's Andrew Welsh. Good morning, my friend. Good morning, Lou.

Thank you for choosing a drop that talked about how the madness is.

I told you, yeah, during soundcheck, I didn't have your drop ready to go. And you said, just play something about me being hot. And that was the best thing I could find this.

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