#3658 Dr. Wham-O's Monster
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2022
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Andrew mowed his lawn for the first time yesterday and offers Luke a complete report. They also debate which of their childhood "flying novelty discs" was better. And they gear up for today's big Seattle Mariners season opener!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, friendos. This is Sophia reporting live from the mobile gas station on 108 just here to tell you I had a Maria Manuno |
| 0:08.2 | citing on my gas pump and she was telling me all about intermittent fasting. |
| 0:15.1 | Over and out. |
| 0:16.3 | T-T-B-T-L. Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. You want to feel the party's on fire? The party's gonna get you no party. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. |
| 0:35.5 | I got a great night planned and as soon as I get the show out of the way we'll be all set. Why don't you try and throw a little enthusiasm into this |
| 0:40.6 | shovel? I think it part. I'll try that again. A man has come we just go back to the very start of that. I don't understand the question and I won't respond. |
| 0:51.2 | Yeah, I just came here to hit dinghers and have a good time. Got it. |
| 0:57.7 | All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:03.3 | The show that just might be too beautiful to lose. This is the part where I play this audio drop. |
| 1:11.0 | LOL. Laugh out loud. OMG. Oh my god. WTF. Why the face. |
| 1:15.8 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm starting to feel like a corn dog and hot dog party and it ain't flattered. I'll tell you that. |
| 1:22.8 | Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon where I had queued this audio drop up. |
| 1:29.2 | Maybe just mostly out of hope. Oh ma. Pa. It's just beautiful. It really was just beautiful as I was doing the sound check before the show but in those eight minutes, very dark. |
| 1:44.3 | Stormy clouds have rolled in and are now hovering over the 503 but that's all right because it's warm and dry right here inside episode 3600 and 58 in a collective series. |
| 1:57.5 | Fun begin. Much to talk about on this Friday. I don't know if it's a lot that the listeners want to hear about but I want to talk about the fact that today is the first day of baseball season at least for the Mariners. |
| 2:13.3 | And it's got me feeling enthusiastic. Speaking of sports, we've got some team songs that we want to play. |
| 2:23.2 | Hey, we're the most annoying sound in the world. We were talking about the cleveland. I don't know when it's going to feel natural to say the Cleveland Guardians baseball team. |
| 2:33.7 | But the Cleveland Guardians put out an official song recently which had pretty heavy like fallout boy imagined dragons overtones to it. |
| 2:43.6 | And it got us talking about team songs and then a lot of listeners sent in the songs of their teams and so we're going to play those today for you. |
| 2:53.1 | And we're going to do all that plus oh, by the way, music for your weekend, it's Friday, all that. You probably know what's going on. |
| 2:58.4 | AKA a fria. We're going to do all that with the help of this young man, the longest running co-bro of the show, maybe best known for his depictions of the tall ships. |
| 3:06.9 | He has recently moved his barbecue from inside his living room to outside his new house in the sweet cream district of Seattle, Washington, he is Andrew. |
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