#3656 I Thought It Sounded Bad…On The Outside!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
A listener helps Luke track down the audio of his very first radio show from the 1990s, leading to a true moment of inception on TBTL. Plus, the Washington Post has published an absolutely fascinating story of a carpet cleaner in DC who speaks 24 languages.
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting the cones of Dunshire, a brand new gaming experience, 8 to 12 players, two wizards, |
| 0:08.8 | a maverick, the herbator, two warriors, a corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just |
| 0:14.0 | keeps score and he wears this hat. Now the object is to accumulate cones or cones wins, but in order |
| 0:21.8 | to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Then you roll three dice to see how many dice you |
| 0:26.7 | roll with. I'm 16, perfect lots of choices. Okay each turn goes roll, buy, action. But the corporal |
| 0:33.1 | can veto. This should be green too. How did this happen? Are the cones a metaphor? Well yes I know. |
| 0:37.7 | Oh my god the maverick should be able to trade lumber for agriculture credits. How have I not thought of |
| 0:42.2 | this before? When do you go back to work again? Tomorrow it's fine. I'll just throw this in the garbage. |
| 0:49.0 | T-B-T-L. In this brochure it says this tour is crunk. This is at me. The faces may not look familiar, |
| 1:01.9 | but the voices this zany radio team have developed a unique style of frallicking on the airway. |
| 1:08.0 | It's like your own mini garden and well now that you think about it it's kind of fun seeing how good |
| 1:16.4 | it grows. It's kind of like you know kids like it's kind of like kids growing up. The comedy |
| 1:22.4 | fact is begs for itself. It's just painfully obvious. It's a non-forfeal prophecy. It just has to |
| 1:30.4 | be plighted out. All right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:40.0 | The show it just might be too beautiful to live. I need you to understand something so good. Check it out. |
| 1:46.7 | My name is Luke Burbank I'm your host. Hello everyone. Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center |
| 1:51.3 | right here in Portland, Oregon where it's a beautiful day that I- Oh ma pa it's just beautiful. |
| 2:00.3 | Well at like 6.30 this morning there was ice and frost forming on the roofs and sidewalks. |
| 2:11.2 | Some of it might have been frozen here and I'm not totally sure it's out for my my morning run |
| 2:17.0 | today and saw some frozen liquid of an unknown origin. Anyway that was this morning. Now it's |
| 2:22.4 | sunny and nice and it's gonna maybe be like 70 degrees or something today and then it might snow tomorrow. |
| 2:31.6 | So pretty normal weather patterns happening here as we arrive at episode 3,600 and 56 in a |
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