#3655 Are You Ready For A Dateline!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2022
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
Luke discovers a TV show from 1976 that is blowing his mind. Andrew learns that he's living with a Slender Man. And a listener's in-laws turn on the TV to see that they've made the local news.
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| 0:00.0 | Forgive me, Father, for I did sins. |
| 0:03.1 | No, not de mijo. |
| 0:04.9 | The basics, fornication, twice. |
| 0:07.8 | Thaft once. |
| 0:09.9 | Impure thoughts, some. |
| 0:12.7 | One of them I thought was pretty, uh... |
| 0:15.7 | pretty deeply impure. |
| 0:19.1 | And that's it for this week. |
| 0:20.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:21.6 | I see, I see. |
| 0:22.6 | Orange, you're leaving something out. |
| 0:24.7 | Oh, gluttony. |
| 0:26.8 | I wolf down a lot of food unnecessarily. |
| 0:29.6 | I wasn't even hungry. |
| 0:30.6 | TVTL. |
| 0:31.6 | For the next little while, it's going to be you and me together alone. |
| 0:41.2 | I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off and really concentrate on what we're |
| 0:45.4 | going to do. |
| 0:46.4 | The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming. |
| 0:54.0 | If I were you, I wouldn't focus on what he's saying, but more the fact that he's saying |
| 0:57.8 | something. |
| 0:58.8 | Well, these two were good. |
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