Kevin Ryan H fully the R U garbage podcast first time in studio. Thank you guys for coming in. What's up, man? Thanks for having us.

Thanks for having us, but I'm in Australia right now. This is coming out in a week. I travel. I will be in Australia. Have you gone to Australia again? No, yeah, it's a 15 hour flight.

I that's what I hear. It's 15 hours. It's blood clot central.

Widow maker. Widow maker air. Two pairs of compression socks for that flight. I get up and I walk in the middle of it and the people like the flight attendant will be like, what are you doing? I'm trying to survive.

I don't want to stroke out. Yeah, I'm trying to get off this plane with both sides of my body operational, but it's it's a it's a great country to do standup comedy in, but it's a long fucking flight.

Yeah, you're going. I mean, you've been you were there not too long ago as well. That's also a mistake. You can't go back immediately because the people go, we get it. We know what you do. We're aware.

But yeah, we're doing well. We got Sidney's sold out to Melbourne is on its way. Then Brisbane and then the other ones with doing Auckland, New Zealand.

Um, I we we canceled Christ church. I thought more tickets would sell because that's where they had that shooter did that manifesto.

So I really was hopeful about Christ church and I said to my team, I go, we're going to be okay with Christ church because that guy wanted to shoot up a synagogue. Yeah.

I go, listen, I'm just saying their wild. So maybe we're getting and I'm not for any of that behavior. I'm just saying I think we're going to move some tickets.

I'm not, which makes me happy. Yeah, it's a good reflection. It makes me actually very happy that those people are not coming, you know. So, uh, I love you, gentlemen. Everybody knows you are your garbage podcast.

You are the best new podcast in the world. Thank you, buddy. Yeah, it means a lot. I wanted you guys on around this, even though it's warm out in New York today, which fucks me up. I like the fall to be the fall.

I won. Right? Yeah. It's a little hot. Well, too much. I went swimming yesterday in the ocean. Really? Yeah.

We're at out in the Hampton, Southampton, yeah, in the ocean, October, Atlantic cities on the guy. I don't know what this guy's doing. Galveston, Texas, and swam in the waters of the oil water.

But I want to talk about Halloween with you guys because I know, I know that it's, is it the trashiest holiday or no? It ain't the classiest. I'll tell you that. It's definitely not the fucking classiest. It's the greatest. It is amazing.

As to dirt, too fat dirt bags who don't like candy and fucking mischief, you know what I mean? What where do you put the holidays from from classy to trashy?

Because that's kind of interesting. Do you go Christmas as the class is because you got the candle in the window and Christmas can go.

Not our, not our Christmas. Christmas can go south real quick. Nice fight on Christmas morning. Yeah.

Where I think Christmas can be the classy. If you're going Catholic, I'll like Easter to me. There's no like real booze in on Easter. It's Sunday afternoon. You go to church Easter. Thanks.

It stinks, but that's the class. I'll tell you right now. Here's how we can ruin that horses. My family during Easter at my aunt sees.

God rest. So this is why I have the top reading episode. I know I know Shane and Segura are climbing on me. I know it, but I'll tell you this.

My aunt see God rest her soul and her husband Uncle Bill was a cop. Was that shooting just to fight.

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