#3640 Nose To The Rhinestone

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Producers of the The Goldbergs are still trying to use Jeff Garlin's likeness long after he left the TV show, but the results are upsetting. Luke and Andrew also discuss "frost quakes," Superman's mustache, and the way Sylvester Stallone pronounced "butter" in Rhinestone Cowboy.

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0:00.0	Captain, Captain's ready, indoors are closed.
0:02.5	All right, gentlemen.
0:04.0	It's time to get high.
0:05.5	And also fly this old bird.
0:07.5	Just a little captain's joke.
0:08.5	I never get high when I'm flying in the sight.
0:10.5	Missed time the edible.
0:12.0	Another captain's joke.
0:14.0	You really think that's a good use to everyone's time?
0:16.5	If I can't have some fun with my passengers, what am I here?
0:19.5	To fly the plane. Go do that.
0:21.5	TVTL!
0:27.0	Oh, good.
0:28.0	Here we all are.
0:29.5	Together again.
0:31.0	Can I throw something on you? See if it feels good?
0:32.5	Sure.
0:33.0	Okay, this is what I would do.
0:34.0	I would start with a joke.
0:35.5	Joke.
0:36.0	Vince Vaughnquad.
0:37.0	Obviously.
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