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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
After almost an entire month of retirement, Tom Brady says he's ready to play football again! Andrew and Luke try to figure out why. Plus, some Wheel of Fortune fans are calling Pat Sajak a H_P_CRI_E. And a listener has launched an investigation into a frustrating garbage collection scandal that goes all the way to the top!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, son. Oh my goodness. Look who it is. I was just gonna call you. |
| 0:07.0 | This is a... Back in town? |
| 0:09.0 | Are you, um, yeah, briefly. You go into the family thing that we're... |
| 0:13.0 | Giving yourselves? No, no, I can't make it. Yeah, no. |
| 0:16.0 | Should I tell them? Well, you know, listen, I wasn't gonna go, so don't, don't not go because I'm, you know. |
| 0:22.0 | You're the reason I would go. I just have some plans. |
| 0:25.0 | So I can't, yeah. You got plans, huh? Well, we make plans in Godlabs. |
| 0:29.0 | That's right. Right? No, I always wanted to make plans, but, uh, you know, want to be laughed at. |
| 0:34.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:40.0 | It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain. Always. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm so funny. I can't believe my dad didn't think I could make it as a stand-up comedian. |
| 0:57.0 | Was my underwear showing when I was climbing down the tree? I wore my thursdays because my Saturdays had a case of the Mondays if you know what I mean. |
| 1:03.0 | I like it. Each Sunday it's so ripe with information. Go on, please. |
| 1:10.0 | All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:18.0 | The vibes will be the illest and the jam's narragit. |
| 1:22.0 | My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Hello, everyone. |
| 1:25.0 | Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, or again, |
| 1:31.0 | where I am, well, just back. I mean, like, as in in the last seven, eight hours, just back from Los Angeles. |
| 1:39.0 | And very happy to be here, even though I had a very Hollywood moment in LA this weekend. |
| 1:48.0 | I had a run-in with Sarah Silverman. I don't want to say run-in. Sarah Silverman did nothing in this situation. |
| 1:54.0 | I was run into Sarah Silverman by some circumstances that maybe we can talk about. |
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