Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tim Dylan should dance to our Colorado.

You're represented of Lauren Brobert, getting frisky.

Have you ever been, have you ever gotten a movie theater, uh, hand job or a Broadway?

I've the inner hand job or a blowjob.

I mean, it's going to get, uh, the first time I ever touched a woman's pubic

hair was, was during Batman and Robin when it was in theaters in a

rora Colorado in Aurora at the Seven Hills movie theater.

Jesus.

But the girl I was dating, but this is how stupid I was.

Most of the time you go in through the top of the pan.

Of course, the summer, I went up the leg like a true, wow, 13 year old boy.

Interesting.

I had no idea what I was doing.

And then I remember those the first time I ever touched someone else's pubic

hair. And I was like, whoa, in the, in the theater, in the

theater through the leg completely blew it.

Probably could have gotten a lot more had I entered proper.

Was she like, what's happening?

Yeah, yeah, she cheated on me that summer with two other guys who both like

knew what they were doing.

Jesus Christ.

That was one of those things where you're like, I fucked up.

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