#3636 You Can't Be Seri-Russ

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Tens of listeners help Luke and Andrew untangle their confusion over Greek and Latin number prefixes (not that they really needed any help, of course.) Luke also had to help his inconsolable mother process the news of Russell Wilson leaving Seattle yesterday. And Andrew receives some Very Big News during the show that may or may not be related to curbside garbage pickup.

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0:00.0	And I sat down at the desk, looked right in the eye, and I said,
0:04.0	just call me bald, municipal.
0:07.0	No!
0:08.0	No!
0:09.0	No!
0:10.0	I don't know how you do it.
0:14.0	I just come up with it.
0:16.0	I just think of it and I'm like, ah, it's that funny.
0:18.0	Yes it is, and then I just say, you could get that offshore account shaken and not stirred.
0:24.0	Just like his martinis, and I'm in the James Bond shop.
0:28.0	TVTL!
0:33.0	Okay, can I just say I feel like I'm on MTV right now?
0:39.0	You'll be staying with two of our undergrads in their dorm room.
0:43.0	What's a dorm room?
0:45.0	Oh, it's where the students sleep.
0:46.0	Oh, a room chair.
0:47.0	Oh, I like that.
0:49.0	And you know, maybe even meals with them in the dining hall.
0:51.0	And that's the cafeteria.
0:52.0	There's the straining beginning to show on it.
0:54.0	If I could sleep ten days at night in a rice bed, I could certainly last in this laundry bank.
0:59.0	This is what the animal sent to us.
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