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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3635 Lonely Planet Of The Apes

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Those number crunchers over at WordfinderX claim that more people are cheating at Wordle than ever before. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and then they try to figure out the Greek Alphabet in a segment that will haunt TBTL listeners for decades to come. ("Deca" means "ten!")

Transcript

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0:00.0

I think the hottest, coolest thing you can possibly do is hard-launch everything about your life.

0:04.6

From here on out, every big life moment, it's only gonna be big.

0:08.1

No one's gonna know I'm pregnant, next thing you know I'm holding a two-year-old.

0:10.8

You will never see a sneaky hand photo or anything of a man,

0:14.6

but you will see a 10-year anniversary post way down the line.

0:18.0

I want everyone to know nothing about me until it's far too late.

0:21.7

We stay mysterious.

0:23.1

T-B-T-L!

0:26.0

I love that you're done with the place.

0:30.2

It's a really nicely done place.

0:32.8

That's what I was all going.

0:34.8

You asking me about my podcast?

0:37.0

Yes.

0:39.5

I'm still trying to figure it out.

0:41.4

How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?

0:45.6

I don't even know how to write or a story teller.

0:50.1

I don't even know how to do stories at funny.

0:53.7

Only if no white one.

0:56.0

Wait, what?

0:56.8

So what was the exact question?

0:58.0

I don't worry about it.

0:59.5

I'll put you on.

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