#3627 Cotton Eye No

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew receive an exciting invitation to a public radio partnership; Their only concern is creating something that is TOO good. Plus, a bizarre promotional video starring celebrities of yesteryear leads to some shocking revelations about Rednex, the Swedish(!) band behind Cotton Eye Joe.

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0:00.0	You see, drinking is really a matter of algebraic ratios.
0:04.0	How drunk you get is dependent on how much alcohol you consume
0:08.0	in relation to your total body weight.
0:10.0	You see my point? It's not you had a lot of drink.
0:13.0	It's just your too skinny TVTL!
0:20.0	What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine,
0:23.0	an eating machine.
0:25.0	It's really a miracle of evolution.
0:27.0	Am I cool kids?
0:28.0	No, good, I'm glad.
0:30.0	And that's what makes me cool.
0:32.0	My caravan, right?
0:33.0	No.
0:34.0	Well, how the hell do you be cool?
0:36.0	We're the number one show in hospitals
0:38.0	and on sinking riverboat casinos.
0:40.0	But don't you see that this is all mouth?
0:42.0	This is mouth.
0:43.0	Sup guys, heard the new rap CD?
0:46.0	Yo, I don't know what I dig more.
0:48.0	Hip hop, crank, or serving my country.
0:50.0	TVTL!
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