#3626 Yumming Our Yucks

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

A comedian is catching some flack for making fun of Ted Lasso fans on Twitter, and Matt Stafford (sort of?) apologizes for his response to a photographer's nasty fall off of a stage right in front of him. And another young TBTL listener is using the voicemail line to workshop some jokes.

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0:00.0	Hey Julia, can you say T-B-T-L?
0:03.6	Uh, T-B-F-T-L.
0:11.2	Oh.
0:13.7	T-B-T-L.
0:18.2	Have you ever been vaccinated?
0:22.3	You're a chicken pox or measles?
0:24.3	This is like a vaccination.
0:26.3	But for your brain, it hurts it first.
0:29.8	But it makes you better.
0:31.3	I was skeptical.
0:32.3	It seemed too good to be true.
0:34.3	I'm so glad I tried it.
0:35.6	Okay, no sounds.
0:36.8	No sounds.
0:37.8	Just words.
0:39.2	No, I need words.
0:40.2	Not silence.
0:40.8	Just give me words.
0:41.8	His lips are softer than the baked potato I practice on.
0:44.8	But, just like that potato, he turned out to be rotten.
0:48.6	That went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone.
0:52.3	Things are going to start happening to me now.
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