#3606 The Bird Is The Word
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Luke made a spontaneous gesture a few nights ago, and now he's a bit worried about the repercussions. Speaking of repercussions, Luke also stole Paris Hilton's NFT, and now he's waiting to see what happens. Meanwhile, Andrew remains a very good boy.
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| 0:00.0 | It's my responsibility to fix this. I'm going to brighten the mood by telling a few jokes. |
| 0:05.0 | Try this one on for size. I don't care for cheese. I'm a... |
| 0:11.2 | curved...mugin. |
| 0:15.6 | Well...you're too tired for humor. |
| 0:25.5 | Oh good. Here we all are. Together again. |
| 0:28.9 | What face would your...would your feet make if they could make a face? |
| 0:32.8 | I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it. |
| 0:36.0 | I can't compete with you physically and you're no match for my brain. |
| 0:40.5 | I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time. |
| 0:45.1 | Not long at all. I mean maybe maybe 10 minutes or okay or maybe 15 is also good. |
| 0:52.2 | I get out of the shower looking mirror. I'm impressed because I look freaking awesome. |
| 0:56.8 | The story of this situation is extremely personal. |
| 1:02.0 | All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL |
| 1:07.7 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Why now? |
| 1:12.3 | What are they doing? And how can you steer clear of it all? |
| 1:15.6 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. |
| 1:17.2 | Me me! |
| 1:18.0 | Coming to you from the Hollywood Broadcast Center. |
| 1:21.0 | Right here in Portland, Oregon where my... |
| 1:24.4 | John Pryntetu has reached the itching phase I guess. |
| 1:30.8 | You know it's not so much the burning but the itching. |
| 1:35.4 | Oh my god, it's driving me crazy. |
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