#3605 Shrimp And Save

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke finally filled-out his 2022 calendar this morning and he is FEELING GOOD. Plus, a woman found out she actually won millions of dollars when she checked her spam folder. (Aren't we not supposed to click on those emails?)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
0:02.6	I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8-kilobot Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber optic T1 line.
0:09.0	Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
0:17.6	Can I have some money now?
0:18.8	TVTL!
0:21.7	WWW.This and WWW.That. Let's WWW.Explaining.
0:30.1	Well, what are you?
0:31.7	I'm a chicken lady! Can I get your beer would you like to drink out of the toilet?
0:35.8	A beer!
0:37.0	Okay, sure, just a tap!
0:39.6	Gu-gu-gu-gu-ca-tap!
0:41.2	Tap!
0:42.8	Is anyone in the smell?
0:44.0	It's seeing a chicken?
0:45.2	Wow, there's that fine line between, you know,
0:47.7	have showing emotion and being a hot dog. I just wanted people to like me more!
0:52.1	And this? This is your Mr. Plan!
0:55.5	Huh? Oh, no, no.
0:57.6	Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof.
1:00.5	Later, Tanner!
1:04.8	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL.
1:10.4	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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