Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Yours I prefer to think of it near John and Hank.

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,

give you the advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Limbledon John.

You know it's a pity that they didn't cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,

because he's already been the Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Did you write that?

No, I found it.

Oh man, I mean if you've written that, my whole opinion of this bit would have changed dramatically.

I would have been like, we need to continue this bit for a decade just in the hopes that you write another joke.

Everyone that makes the cringes worth that one.

Yeah, like the Euripides joke, which you also didn't write.

Very select group of people who enjoyed that joke.

It took me a second because I only slept about two hours last night.

And I slept in like a weird random airport hotel.

So even those two hours weren't the highest quality sleep,

but I did have a great weekend, which did include getting to see Rexam,

the team that Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElaney help run.

And they were in the FA Cup in the fourth round.

They play in the fifth tier of English football.

So they're down outside of the football league.

And they were two minutes away from the biggest win in that football club's history.

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