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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Are anthills just one person? Can you help solve crosswords? Did people used to think they would die of colds? What does "have a good one" mean? When can I compliment a stranger? Hank and John Green have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hagen John.
0:06.0	Thor's I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:08.3	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:10.5	give you to be a advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.0	John, I heard about the terrible news about the awesome coffee club.
0:19.1	Oh.
0:20.1	I heard that it got decafitated.
0:23.3	Oh no, you've made a mistake, Hank. It got decaffeinated.
0:26.7	Oh, it's beautiful.
0:29.2	That's right, we're making decaf coffee at awesomecoffeeclub.com.
0:35.2	Hank, yes.
0:37.2	We were just talking on the phone and you were like, hold on,
0:39.6	before we start recording, I have to think of a joke.
0:42.8	And then you said, oh boy.
0:46.3	And then the little voice came from on high and said, call ended.
0:51.1	And I was like, was...
0:53.6	Were those the last words my brother will ever speak to me?
0:56.7	Oh boy.
0:58.7	And then a rock just came through the window.
1:02.0	Well, there was like 45 seconds before I called you back
1:05.2	because it is always me who has to call you back.
1:07.5	Oh yeah, I always just look at a joke.
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