36 - Kump Starting to Crack

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Ray recovers from a probably fake illness, and spends most of the episode baselessly speculating on the darker side of The Army Corps of Engineers.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Kump.
0:22.3	Here we are.
0:24.4	We're coming to you from New York City.
0:28.0	Deep in the belly of the pandemic beast.
0:32.8	We are, I think our numbers around 10,000 now.
0:38.3	We jumped up 4,000 overnight, but that might have been into Saturday night.
0:40.2	I'm sorry the show is coming late to you.
0:43.3	I thought, I don't know if I thought it had corona,
0:45.2	but I was getting sick.
0:47.2	I felt weak.
0:48.9	Starting to crack.
0:52.9	I was just weak all day uh yesterday uh i felt a little i don't know how to explain it um
1:00.9	but we're fine we're gonna make it um paranoia that like that deep
1:10.1	unsettling paranoia that grips your soul.
1:13.2	But we're going to be fine.
1:14.5	We have the hospital ship, I think.
1:17.5	I haven't seen confirmed reports that this Navy hospital ship has landed.
1:23.8	I think we have it in New York.
1:26.2	We're running on hospital beds.'re running out of hospital beds.
1:27.8	There's not enough hospital beds.
1:31.5	So they built this ship, which they usually...
1:34.3	I think...
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