Hello and welcome to Kump coming to you live from the ever-rising epidemic outbreak in New York City.

Exciting.

It's an exciting time to be alive.

It's an exciting time to die.

I mean, I could die in so many unflattering ways.

I could die just from a heart attack while eating a cheese steak, not even a true Philly

cheesecake, which I've never had.

I've never had a Philly cheese, a proper one.

And the reality is I've had cheese steaks, right? And I've never had. I've never had a Philly cheese, a proper one. And in reality is, I've had cheese steaks, right? And I've had some shitty ones, some had ones that, you know, these are pretty good. I don't know. I've never been to, with Gino's or the other one. I mean, I just couldn't tell you. I don't know if I'll ever, if I'll die, not, that's the thing. It's like, you know, you've had pizza, maybe had New York pizza. Now, I'll tell you, as a guy who grew up in New York, or in Long Island, and then live in New York now, you know, it may not make much difference. You know, you can get great pizza at a lot of places.

You get shitty pizza in New York.

Now, yeah, I mean, I'm sure to, who knows?

It's also these stereotypes a lot of times go back 30 years.

What's it like now?

So I don't know if I've had a proper cheese steak.

And I might never will.

Might never, might die of some kind of you know that's just one thing so like you know but a point is that I would die eating a not philly

cheese steak like a cheese steak from a diner um just with a heart attack um or I would fall down the stairs drunk or I would hit my head

on a door jam I've told people multiple times multiple times about see I worked at the morgue

in case you didn't know that I used to work at a morgue as a photographer and um one thing that struck me was just how resilient the human body can be and

simultaneously how fragile it could be right so you know the kind of you because this because you

see people who like hit their head on a door jam.

Like, you know, they're walking, they live in a basement apartment, maybe, and they're running down the stairs.

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