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35 - Kumptainment

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ray podcasts from a state of containment in New York City, and goes off on all things virus, while he is tormented by a jackhammer.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Kump.

0:20.2

I join you from New York City on the verge of quarantine.

0:26.3

Do you hear that?

0:27.5

Do you hear as soon as I start, my building is apparently, so I'm in an apartment.

0:35.2

They have some kind of what will be retail.

0:39.8

Jesus Christ.

0:41.5

It will be a retail looking store on the front,

0:45.4

you know, the bottom, what you call it?

0:47.7

The first floor.

0:49.4

Maybe a drug store.

0:50.6

Maybe some kind of massage store where I can get a massage of my, my, my,

0:56.0

my, my syriasis calves.

0:59.3

Early in the morning, we're in the middle of a pandemic and these people, you're going to

1:04.3

put a jamba juice in there?

1:06.2

That's the move.

1:08.2

That's what we're, we're focused on that.

1:14.4

Everything, the entire economy economy shutting down the doubt is plumbing we're just in the midst of chaos but no we got to put a jamba juice

1:20.4

or uh some kind of you know bagel some no car bagel store maybe a alkaline water store it went into alkaline water

1:32.5

maybe we were all into alkaline water we wouldn't be in this problem in the first place

1:38.0

alkaline water is uh i don't even know it's some kind of bullshit scam they used to do in lond

1:43.2

i used to get jugs of alkaline water.

1:47.4

And still, still we're here.

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