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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3591 Hug First, Ask Questions Later

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew find themselves at opposite ends of a cultural divide in the ongoing "War On Oldies." Plus, Luke learns about an ill-named mountain in Oregon that he thinks could, respectfully, use a rebranding.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rollo, the chocolate treat with caramel inside.

0:03.0

Rollo, rollo, roll your boat gently in my mouth.

0:07.0

Pop top, check it out.

0:10.0

Lick the foil with your tongue.

0:12.0

Give it to your friends.

0:14.0

As a gift.

0:15.0

As a gift.

0:16.0

Exchange gears.

0:17.0

Rollo Tony Brown Town.

0:19.0

Check yourself at the door.

0:21.0

Give me some more.

0:22.0

Give me some more.

0:23.0

Give me some more on your Rollos.

0:25.0

That's pretty good.

0:26.0

T-B-T-A-L.

0:31.0

Oh, this is my jam right here.

0:34.0

Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy.

0:37.0

Are you on drugs?

0:38.0

No, I'm not. I'm high on life.

0:39.0

We may have created a monster in a lab.

0:41.0

It's not a monster.

0:42.0

It's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.

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