#3590 Mole Call
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Luke had to embark on an Ocean's Eleven-esque heist in order to get an audio recording into the proper hands yesterday. Plus, a concerned hockey fan may have saved a coach's life after spotting a dangerous looking mole from afar.
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| 0:00.0 | We tear all the wood out. |
| 0:02.0 | We want to get rid of anything that seems natural, authentic. |
| 0:06.0 | Get rid of the espresso machine, get rid of that, that all goes. |
| 0:08.0 | Anything rustic is gone. |
| 0:09.0 | Anything authentic, anything organic, anything permanent. |
| 0:12.0 | Also, this is a vape store. |
| 0:13.0 | Yeah, so we want a carpeting that's going to absorb |
| 0:16.0 | and I don't mean mask, but literally just absorb the odor |
| 0:19.0 | so that when people come in here, they're just overwhelmed. |
| 0:22.0 | Okay, you want it to be pungent. |
| 0:23.0 | John's sickly vomited. |
| 0:25.0 | He's just vile. |
| 0:26.0 | You want it to smell like old bubble gum. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, have you ever huffed an airwick? |
| 0:30.0 | The lighting is too warm in here. |
| 0:31.0 | This is too, I'm feeling too good about this. |
| 0:33.0 | You know, I want to see my own zits. |
| 0:34.0 | Like an old thrish store or something. |
| 0:36.0 | Maybe. |
| 0:37.0 | No, I'm bad. That's even too descriptive. |
| 0:39.0 | That's too kitschy. |
| 0:40.0 | It should just be like part of an airport that you ignore. |
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