Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show we are here and we have been absent

from your computer screen for about 10 days and we apologize for that. I was in Ibiza

all summer in Ibiza and the Amafi coast and all of those places and I'm there because I'm

invited and that's why I go because when you are doing whatever you're doing I'm in Ibiza

with my friends and I'm in the Amafi coast and the south of France and Denver where I was actually

I was actually in Denver I was in Denver America's Ibiza Denver Colorado doing stand-up comedy at the

one of the greatest clubs in the world the Denver comedy works and we had amazing shows even the

Sunday show at four p.m. you forget how fun it is to do comedy for three hundred three hundred

eighty people however however big the room is but it was intimate it was fun and thank you to

everybody that came out the American royalty tour is on sale right now Tim Dylan comedy.com all

of my dates are up including Carnegie Hall where I'm going to take my own life so that is you know

whether you want to buy a ticket to a show after that is something but I am ceremoniously going

to take my own life at Carnegie Hall after the show but I'm kidding of course the dates are on

the website we're not going to go through all the dates you can read I like Denver it's a town

stuck in the nineties it is oddly without an identity and I don't know it's not quite Portland

in Seattle it's for people that like it a little weird but not as far gone as Portland or Seattle

you want your girlfriend to be bisexual not non-binary if you're in Denver you can have blue hair

you can finger your friend but you got to be a gender it's Denver and then if you go to Portland

or Seattle then you can really let fucking loose but that's what Denver seems to be you know you see

the people hiking it's the outdoors the mountains they don't know they're empty vessels in Denver

they're trying to get filled up with something and I'm bloated now because I was in Denver the oxygen

because it's high altitude and don't say and I know it all of you are going to say I know what you're

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