354 - I'm On Strike
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2023
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I want to explain the backdrop for a minute. We are in our new studio in New York. We have two studios so that we never have to miss a video. |
| 0:11.2 | Episode of the podcast on our New York City background is on its way. But we wanted to get an episode out for you. |
| 0:19.6 | This week we were hoping that the background is going to arrive. But we're dealing with all kinds of characters. |
| 0:27.2 | People from the Netherworld, dark people that, you know, they exist at the bottoms of stairwells and there can only be contacted by certain means. |
| 0:39.7 | And, you know, they're doing it though. It's going to be great. But, you know, we are, we are using the people of the earth, as you call them, right? |
| 0:49.4 | The little kind of, you know, they burrow into things and under things and many of them are just there. And then we're using them to get, to get the, you know, and it's coming. So don't, but this is not the permanent background. It's a black curtain. |
| 1:04.8 | Um, and sag is on strike. And I support and we're on YouTube right now. And I'm gay YouTube. I'm a gay person. I'm gay. |
| 1:16.2 | I'm a homosexual gay man on YouTube in a very heterosexual patriarchal world of people and what a, what a horrible thing for me to have lived through that being gay. |
| 1:30.9 | And I'm so happy I can be gay on YouTube, be gay man on YouTube, homosexual gay on YouTube and, and it helped me back in life dealing with that. And I, I stole a lot. |
| 1:42.8 | And that was, they were also not great. But I was trying to buy drugs, but it was hard. So to have the bravery to be gay on YouTube, gay, to be gay on YouTube. |
| 1:55.0 | And, and to support the Ukraine on question, I don't even know, I don't question it at all. I have read all or I make half of it. I should go to the Ukraine because I'm gay YouTube on being gay in the Ukraine, which is something I would love to, I would love to be gay in the Ukraine. |
| 2:17.4 | If I could, and the only way I can is if they win that fucker. So that's all I wanted to say starting off the show. I love the new little mermaid. It's not black enough. |
| 2:30.5 | To be honest with you, it's not black enough. The new little mermaid. It's actually not. I want it to be even blacker. And I, she has a lovely voice that girl that's singing. It's beautiful. |
| 2:43.7 | But I think it could have even went, you know, to where it's almost uncomfortable for everyone. And that's what I wanted. |
| 2:50.7 | But that's all I have to say to, because I'm here now on YouTube. And I, and I, and I, and I support Fran Drescher to the person who's doing this writers strike. I do. And the sag. She's the, in the, in the union that I'm in the screen actor's guild. |
| 3:09.1 | Fran Drescher, who, if you remember, it was in a show called the nanny. And she was the star of the show. She was the nanny. And she is now the president of the screen actor's guilt. And it's a great injustice. |
| 3:22.7 | What's happening right now. And I'm a little disappointed that Americans don't care about the, the trouble that actors and writers are having. |
| 3:35.1 | Not making any money. Americans are like, hey, they're, they're, they're of the attitude. It's like, hey, fuck you. |
| 3:44.4 | And all you make is crap that we don't want to watch. But that's not true. There's a few things that you like that could go away. If this doesn't get rectified. |
| 3:58.3 | There are those big budget Marvel movies you all like. You slumber into the theater like a herd of cattle and buy a bucket of soda with your kids and eat little hot dog donuts. They're going away. Hey, that's going away. |
| 4:16.7 | It's not just succession. Some of the things you like or go the movies were cats talk to each other. You like that. That's out to all the films were cats and dogs speak. |
| 4:30.7 | Because Americans like well, they like that. They like when cats and dogs speak to each other because they can't in real life. |
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