Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.

Uh, we are here, very good friend, uh, director, actor, writer, Eli Roth.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for having me.

I know it's a rare occasion.

It's a rare occasion, um, for a guest on the show.

There's very few and most of them are hated.

Well, I'm a listener to the pod.

So I hate when you have guests because I tune in to listen to you rant.

So I know how people feel hearing my voice.

Yeah.

And I'll just say this.

Don't kill sharks.

Thanks, Tim.

No, but here's why I wanted to have you want very rarely.

Do I want to talk to someone about something?

It's true.

I spent a lot of time alone.

I drive my car alone.

I swim in the ocean alone.

I stare at people.

I go up and down P.C.H.

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