352-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2016

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

The thing about having your balls shrink is ultimately, it's the best thing that can happen. It makes your salami look so much bigger and who doesn't want that. Ze Zim Xir yim. Those are all preferred pronouns of severely mentally ill people, some of whom you may know. Make sure whenever you meet someone you open with, "Hey, what's your pronoun?" Plus, did Tom lose a bet and get his thumbs burned by cigs? Is the poop pile real? We work on getting you ANSWERS. AND #bertisfat is finally something you can own - get the new shirt and show the world you are on "TEAM TOM."

Transcript

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0:00.0	Destiny
0:25.6	You guys had a pile of human feces in your backyard.
0:45.2	We like this poop pile.
1:08.2	We shit on that thing for a hundred days in a row.
1:11.4	People from all over that department count like we should there.
1:14.2	We drink and.
1:28.9	everybody is wild and tells what i'm T unter
1:31.8	everybody is wild and tells what i'm T!
1:35.7	everybody's wild and tells what it's good
1:38.4	everybody is wild and tells what i'm咐
1:42.8	a poop pile
1:45.8	a poop pile
1:52.2	Oh my god
1:53.1	Oh my god
1:54.1	that was a pile of fun by DJ Rolando.
1:59.4	I got it.
2:00.3	I liked it, especially because you're a big liar
2:02.4	with this poo pile nonsense.
2:03.9	What do you mean?
2:04.8	Everybody knows it's a lie.
2:06.9	No, not.
2:07.8	You've had me try, you've tried to fool me
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