353-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

We hope you're HAPPY, Rachel! Mummy knows and now so does everyone else! Plus a Jamaican accent so thick the Master gets stumped?!? Tommy's family is in town and the house has flipped over. Will the Mommy's survive? An Asian guy from the South Pacific is still wanting a girlfriend, but with a new approach - intense dude energy. We have some advice. Plus The Water Championship has been settled, but who is the ALONE CHAMPION? The debate begins.

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're landing to airport.
0:03.4	You're landing to airport.
0:05.4	You're landing to airport.
0:07.9	You're landing to airport.
0:10.0	You went to your landing airport.
0:13.6	You got the same style.
0:16.3	This is your React style.
0:18.5	This was the shirt that went through your pants.
0:20.8	This was the shirt that went through your pants.
0:22.9	Yeah, this is the one where I believe I underwear.
0:26.3	Get off the plane.
0:28.8	You go to the brown spot and crack your brain.
0:32.4	You let me in tan or thesections you want me to be on in.
0:37.0	You know what I mean.
0:40.4	You know how I mean.
0:44.1	You know I mean.
0:47.3	You're landing to airport.
0:49.6	You were laid to airport.
0:51.8	You're landing to airport.
0:54.1	and they were lined up with airport
1:00.1	double-five classics
1:02.1	that's a rare dance
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