351-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

You kind of have to agree, if you're gonna poop you might as well share it. Thankfully, a nice man in New York City thinks the same way. Wanna hear a cool fart? You should say that and then fart. Just an idea from Tom that he thinks is really going to take off. Plus, have you ever taken a walk with your family? Just a regular walk? Well this life-changing in the mind of Christina and her communist upbringing. #BertIsFat goes to a whole new level and Tom and Christina aren't the ones who did it! Plus, buying crack, dental updates and a whole lot more.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	THAT'S a DJ entertainment exclusive by
0:19.0	sounds made to be … There was this sort of
0:21.1	like when Tony Touch said that you know Gangstar made
0:27.0	a song for him you know I時 ı..
0:28.4	You know, I'm like the top of the mountain.
0:32.4	What are you saying?
0:33.4	This is all nonsense, whatever you're saying.
0:35.1	All the DJs in the stand, so I'm about,
0:37.3	it doesn't concern you.
0:39.5	No, it doesn't at all.
0:42.0	Did you brush your teeth?
0:43.8	You didn't.
0:45.0	Your teeth look like fiefoles right now.
0:47.2	They're crusted and brown and...
0:49.4	Not a knife.
0:50.2	You smiled earlier and there was just brown flex of stuff in there.
0:55.7	You say a real thing.
0:56.8	Did you brush today?
0:58.7	Brute.
1:00.3	Any more rude stuff you got to say or no?
1:02.0	I am more.
1:03.0	You got a whole list.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tom Segura, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tom Segura and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.