350-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

If Water drinking had a Super Bowl, this episode would be it. Pick your sides and deal with the results cause after this one, there will only be ONE. The Water Gawd. If thrive to be the best is that like striving to be the best? What if you have 4 teeth? Can you still be the best? Now add 400 or so pounds. Yup, the best. We love coaches and mentors as much as anyone else, but when said mentor speaks directly and curses non stop, well then we fall in love. Daniel Pena is straight forward and doesn't worry about feelings. Gnaw mean? Plus, let's get to the bottom of Bart being fat. This episode has BOTH sides of the story.

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0:00.0	God bless the nigga. I'm blessed right now. I'm talking about you.
0:07.0	God bless his nigga. God bless his nigga.
0:14.0	God bless his nigga. God bless his nigga. God bless his nigga.
0:20.0	I'm a nigga's guest. Oh my gosh. If you got stabbed 12 times.
0:36.0	Why the fuck are you still standing on that street that you just got stabbed on?
0:40.0	Why didn't you never go there again?
0:44.0	I didn't know fucking cool there anymore if you're gonna get stabbed.
0:51.0	Wow, amen.
0:52.0	And if you get shot on a certain neighborhood, don't go to the neighborhood.
0:57.0	It's wrong with you.
0:59.0	It's wrong with you!
1:01.0	It's wrong with you!
1:03.0	It's wrong with you!
1:05.0	You deserve a crazy!
1:08.0	Wow, amen.
1:11.0	God blesses the nigga.
1:13.0	All your niggas is black.
1:20.0	God damn it.
1:21.0	Ali sent that in.
1:22.0	It's called Pastor Pajewski, sermon 74.
1:27.0	Thanks, asshole.
1:29.0	Woo, you were assholes.
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