#3508 - Gratuitous Hair Gains, Turtle Traps & Where Are All The Egg Yolks?
The Daily Swole
Swolenormous
4.7 • 627 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
How to get long, luscious hair, training traps, and we need to find where all these egg yolks are going...
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| 0:00.0 | The following program is rated TV, M-A-N-O-C. |
| 0:04.5 | It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin. |
| 0:07.8 | It is intended only for mature audiences. |
| 0:10.1 | Viewer discretion advise. |
| 0:11.6 | Go to the fucking gym. |
| 0:15.6 | Oh shit, don't die. |
| 0:17.6 | Oh, shit! |
| 0:18.6 | That is not how I expected that to go at all. Oh shit, don't die. Oh, shit. |
| 0:22.6 | That is not how I expected that to go at all. |
| 0:24.6 | Is he okay? |
| 0:25.6 | Can we kill him? |
| 0:30.6 | Swole Normath. |
| 0:34.6 | The sun is shining. |
| 0:36.6 | The birds are chirping. The bacon is sizzling. Welcome to the Daily Swole. |
| 0:46.0 | What's going on, Beesh's booshes, bust as hustles in your hoes. It's your boy, Papa Swolio, back with another episode. |
| 0:52.0 | In today's episode, The Beastcast is brought to you. It's powered is sponsored by Everson K2 flexing on all you. Beeshes. What's going on, fam? Welcome to the show. Welcome to 3508. It's Friday, December, the Dose. We are coming up quickly on Swolmus. So I hope you're making those Christmas gains. |
| 1:12.1 | Drop a comment down below. What are you smashing today and hit the like button and |
| 1:16.1 | subscribe or live on Rumble and YouTube. And of course, you can bang your ear holes and |
| 1:19.3 | eye holes over on Spotify and Apple podcast. Today we are rocking the go the fucking gym |
| 1:26.4 | classic flag. I have the brand new in the last month or two, the Let It Grow tank. |
| 1:32.7 | And I actually got a Let It Grow in a sweatshirt. |
| 1:36.5 | And I got my ugly Christmas sweatshirt, which I'm going to be rocking soon. |
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