0:00.0	The following program is rated TV M-A-N-O-C.
0:05.0	It contains a big pair of nuts directly on your chin.
0:08.0	It is intended only for mature audiences.
0:10.0	Viewer discretion advise.
0:12.0	I can't help me, please.
0:15.0	Reach up.
0:16.0	Reach up and grab him!
0:18.0	Please!
0:19.0	I'm letting! I'm living!
0:21.6	Don't let me fall!
0:22.6	Please!
0:23.6	No!
0:24.6	No!
0:25.6	No! Go to the fucking gym.
0:45.1	The Sun is shining.
0:46.8	The birds are chirping.
0:49.0	The bacon is sizzling.
0:51.8	Welcome to the Daily Swole.
0:57.0	What's going on? Beeshish's, booshes, bustus, and yohos, it's your boy, Papa Swolio, back with another episode.
1:02.0	In today's episode, the Beastcast is brought to you.
1:05.0	It's powered is sponsored by Everston K2, flexing on all you.
1:09.0	Bishes. There's the tainty man. What's going on, everyone? Welcome to the show today. Thanks for being here, 3508 in the house. Thanks for being here at the like button. Subscribe. We're live on Rumble and YouTube. And of course, you can bang your ear holes and eye holes over on Spotify and Apple podcast for the stream.
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