349-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

H2O and H2NO if you ask Tommy, the self-proclaimed "water champ." But Tina, she has other ideas up her sleeve, including a very sneaky plan that she reveals in this episode. PLUS, pig-calling, mastering accents, more fat Bert fun and then some, Ya feel us? To bring it home we have yet another Hall of Fame call from Top Dog and this time he weighs in on Double Pipe Classics. You can never have too much denim.

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0:30.0	It moves.
0:32.0	This combat is working today.
0:41.7	Mutefucka View...
1:59.3	That's so good.
2:06.3	It's good that it's Bert's voice saying it.
2:14.3	There you go.
2:17.3	That's our show.
2:18.3	That's Gaping Dad.
2:20.3	That song is called Bert is Fat.
2:23.3	This instrumental.
2:26.3	That was so fun.
2:28.3	That was great Gaping Dad.
2:29.3	Thank you.
2:30.3	This instrumental by Andrew Rella is called Bert is Fat.
2:35.3	And by the way, I just, moments ago, uploaded a new vlog that deals with the entire
2:48.8	Bert is Fat.
3:10.8	I'm going to go to the kitchen and Bert's on their calendar.
3:21.8	I changed it to Chrysler immediately.
3:27.8	Great weekend, by the way.
3:28.8	We have a lot to cover today.
3:29.8	Great weekend for me in a gashville, Tennessee at Xanies.
3:35.8	All five shows sold out.
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