35: Trevor's Sex List

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex.

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0:00.0	Scoop up your pudding's perfect partner with Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream,
0:04.5	made with fresh milk and cream, using their own wind and solar power.
0:08.9	Traditional honeycomb, strawberry swirl.
0:12.0	All these are resistible flavors leave me with one question.
0:15.6	Do I have one scoop or two?
0:18.4	All of Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream is made on the family farm in Scotland
0:22.9	and available nationwide at a supermarket near you.
0:26.1	Mmm Maccase, making simple, delicious.
0:30.0	Did I do my best job?
0:32.0	Yes, did I compliment?
0:33.2	Yes, did I nut?
0:35.4	Insanely.
0:36.2	You gotta do the boxes.
0:38.1	Dude, you're fucking like an Excel spreadsheet, bro.
0:43.1	Hey, yo, what is up, dude?
0:45.3	Yo.
0:46.1	Big news.
0:47.0	Big news.
0:48.0	What's the big news?
0:49.0	Maybe the fact that we're starting a Patreon?
0:51.0	A Patreon?
0:52.0	Patreon.
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