34: She Sleep With How Many Dudes?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit?

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0:00.0	You tell me there's lots of people in the world named Orville.
0:03.2	You're the same person.
0:06.1	You're the same person.
0:07.0	Orville Red Embacher.
0:11.6	All right, episode 35.
0:15.0	34.
0:15.7	34, ever since.
0:16.7	34.
0:17.3	34.
0:18.1	And we are live.
0:19.5	You're dang dingbat.
0:21.7	Did you just call me a dang dingbat?
0:23.8	What was the worst thing people would call you on the playground?
0:29.3	Like a doofus?
0:31.0	Doofus is big.
0:32.4	Doofus was huge.
0:34.4	Dickhead.
0:35.4	Dickhead.
0:36.3	Dickhead.
0:37.1	That one, like what's the worst without being bad?
0:39.8	Because you can call somebody a doofus and not get suspended.
0:42.2	But you call it the principal of Dickhead.
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