36: Trevor Crashes a Party in a Helicopter

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist.

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0:00.0	I ain't had sex.
0:01.0	I'm saving it for the fucking Lord.
0:04.4	The Lord gets the buses mommy down.
0:06.7	What'd you say?
0:08.7	The fuck?
0:09.7	The fuck did you say?
0:12.7	Yeah, October 11th.
0:16.6	That's when the Patreon is dropping.
0:19.1	So mate, come out.
0:20.1	But like, what does everybody get in the Patreon?
0:22.0	Oh, I don't know.
0:23.0	Double the episodes for $5 a month.
0:24.0	Is it $5 a month for only double the episodes?
0:25.8	$5 a month.
0:26.8	That's crazy, man.
0:27.8	And what was that time you spent $5?
0:28.8	I'll tell you what right now.
0:29.8	I just spent $5 on a protein bar and a fucking slim gym.
0:32.8	I just spent $7 on a fuck, first of all,
0:36.6	to do a beef turkey prices astronomical.
0:38.9	Where do they get off?
0:39.9	Astronomical?
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