#35: Let's Confess to Oprah
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2013
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
2- Inauguration on Martin Luther King day? What's next walking on water?
3- Aretha Franklin to Kelly Clarkson
4- Congress won't get paid and we're still looking for who cares
5- New York. Gun owners ignited to Texas? His should be good for a laugh
6- Texas tea party
7- Let's confess to Oprah
8- I dedicate this podcast to my late imaginary girlfriend Jan 23, 2013
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden and welcome to Who's Paying Attention, Episode 35. |
| 0:24.1 | Now, I owe you some kind of apology. |
| 0:26.8 | Obviously, I haven't been paying attention. |
| 0:28.9 | It's been a while since I've been on. |
| 0:31.2 | Episode 34 was delayed, believe it or not, because right next to the production offices is a strip mall where the guy decided |
| 0:39.6 | to hold someone hostage at a Nordstrom. So everything was locked down by the police. |
| 0:46.5 | Production was shut down, blah, blah, blah. They had to do some catch-up. So there was like a |
| 0:51.2 | weak delay. Now here's the other thing. Right now I am sitting off the coast of |
| 0:55.9 | Cosimel on a cruise ship in the midst of the smooth jazz cruise. It's my favorite gig. It's hosted by |
| 1:02.9 | Marcus Miller, some of the attendees, David Sandborn, Bob James, Richard Elliott, Candy Dolfer, |
| 1:10.4 | Larry Braggs, the lead singer of Tower |
| 1:12.4 | Power, he's my boy, and on and on and on. |
| 1:15.5 | So I'm on a cruise, people. |
| 1:18.4 | I'm not paying attention. |
| 1:19.7 | I'm guilty of not paying attention. |
| 1:22.5 | The working vacation for me, and I love it. |
| 1:24.9 | But a lot's been going on. |
| 1:27.1 | So let's see what we can do with my |
| 1:29.1 | at-see episode. Yesterday, Barack Obama's inauguration. I mean, come on. A black president, |
| 1:37.4 | the inauguration is on Martin Luther King Day. How charmed is this guy? Honestly, honestly. |
| 1:42.9 | Yesterday, Dick Cheney was hiding somewhere in his lair, thinking just curses. |
| 1:49.4 | Boiled again. He's done more. It was very interesting to watch. I'm not going to analyze every second of it. |
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