Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to Who's Paying Attention, Episode 34. This is my podcast.

You'll notice this one came up kind of quick after the last one, and this one will be shorter.

And here's why. I am in beautiful Bermuda. Yes. Thanks to just For Last, the world's biggest, greatest comedy festival

out of Montreal. I'm down here in Bermuda hosting Just For Last Bermuda. This is my fifth time down

here. I absolutely love it. If you haven't been, it's not quite tropical, but it is beautiful.

A great hotel. There's a par three. I'm at the

Fairmont, Southampton. I don't usually do plugs. This hotel's phenomenal. Right out front,

par three, 18 hole golf course, which I destroyed yesterday. And when I say destroyed, I don't mean

in a good way. The best thing about this golf course, erasers on the score

pencils. That's right. If you're not familiar with Bermuda, Bermuda is a land of reinsurance. There's a lot of

tax haven stuff going on here. And they put erasers on the golf pencils. So if you're good with

numbers and you're creative, come down to Bermuda.

Don't think about moving here because the average house costs $1.3 million and the average house

ain't that big. But anyway, I'm here. Next two weeks, I will be on the smooth jazz cruise.

The week after that, I will be on the jazz cruise. jazz cruise it's uh if you've ever been on the

internet on a cruise ship it's a lot of money and i will be broadcasting from there i'll be

podcasting but they're going to be short and quick because i'm enjoying the sun it's beautiful out

here wherever you're at i hope you're warm. I hope you're

thought out. All right, enough about me, enough about my working vacation. Let's get down to

business. What's going on this week? Not a lot, but always something. Let's look at the guns.

We know that ever since the most recent school shooting in Sandy Hook,

all the politicians are talking about what they're going to do and something has to be done

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