4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Nigel has flown Producer Matt to beautiful Amsterdam and these are their stories from an eventful night walking along the red light district and smoking at a coffeeshop. Elsewhere Her Majesty The Queen has passed away. What implications will this have on Matt’s work ethic and what does Nigel think about these developments… you’re about to find out!
0:00 - Matt takes Nigel to a restaurant in Amsterdam and they explored the red light district. Matt found it “surreal”
9:25 - Nigel and Matt were offered drugs and the Haiyaa podcast marks the passing of Queen Elizabeth II
19:25 - Nigel tried to be culturally sensitive by checking if Matt was still happy to work while mourning the passing of his monarch. Matt trolled Nigel in the process!
30:00 - Nigel’s new mantra is “Be Hard and Smart” and it relates to bargaining with sex workers. It’s also the piece of advice he wants to pass down to his children.
46:40 - Spider Lady follow up! Nigel is in for an amazing surprise from the latest DM to land…
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0:00.0 | The hooker teaches you a lot of life skills, a lot of soft skills you need. They're going to hustle you. |
0:04.7 | It also trains you how to think with your brain even though you're horny as shit. It's life lessons from Nigel. |
0:11.6 | I need to give a TED talk. How to be hard and smart. You know? |
0:17.4 | Welcome back to Hyapod, guys. We are in Amsterdam. Me and producer Matt, we are in amsterdam me and producer matt we're in |
0:23.6 | amsterdam it's a great place he's fucked a few hookers already you know you're so excited |
0:30.3 | mad when you came yesterday you were like i'm so glad i'm out of the house jemma cannot find |
0:36.9 | out about this and don't worry your secret safe with me, Matt. |
0:40.3 | We are just a few lads about town. |
0:44.3 | We've just built some rapport with these lovely audio and video engineers |
0:49.3 | and you've now like just throw my reputation straight in the tracks. |
0:52.3 | They need to know the truth. |
0:57.1 | So we're recording in this little studio space here. |
0:58.5 | Let me film something for you guys. |
1:02.6 | So we have Jung there who's looking at the monitors. |
1:05.5 | And then we have Tommy who's a camera guy. |
1:09.2 | It's a bit too big of a production for a podcast, I think. |
1:12.1 | They should see how we usually film it. It's in my room and there's nobody around. It's just us yelling into the void. Well, we've even got air conditioning |
1:17.4 | here. Normally we're sweating in your room. Yeah. Oh, God. But it's nice. I like this. |
1:23.4 | As far as studio spaces go, this is the least corporate one we've seen. Yeah, it's a lovely area, like a lovely district. |
1:30.5 | Yes, it's a good shopping district. |
1:32.4 | So we're going to go do some shopping later. |
1:34.7 | You know, well, Matt did some shopping already yesterday. |
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