36: Nigel Got A Hair Transplant!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
He’s done it! Nigel has arrived back from Manchester after having the much anticipated hair transplant. While recovering from the procedure Nigel went to the Peak District with his family who have been visiting and they went to see The Lion King.
0:00 - Nigel speaks candidly about his hair transplant procedure.
11:00 - Nigel imparts some marital wisdom to Matt and is doing the hard sell for getting a hair transplant.
19:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt will record a podcast with the crazy spider lady and Nigel makes the distinction that surgeons shouldn’t make noises while operating that they wouldn’t make in the bedroom.
25:00 - Producer Matt meets Nigel’s family and witnesses first hand where Nigel gets his roasting skills from…
35:45 - Nigel takes his family to the Peak District and why they were missing Malaysian food and shorter meal times.
44:00 - Nigel and his family go to see The Lion King at the West End and Nigel identifies Disney’s new marketing technique.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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| 0:00.0 | If you're a surgeon operating on someone, don't make any noise that you wouldn't make in bed. |
| 0:04.6 | That's a good rule of thumb, isn't it? |
| 0:06.0 | No tutting, no, you know? |
| 0:08.5 | Imagine going down on a woman and then you're like, |
| 0:11.1 | ah. |
| 0:13.2 | You take her other way out and you're like, |
| 0:15.3 | complete turnoff. |
| 0:17.7 | Don't make any sound you wouldn't make in bed. |
| 0:19.7 | Hello and welcome back to Haia podcast. I'm with producer Matt again. And this is me. |
| 0:24.4 | Post hair transplant. |
| 0:26.6 | Woo! Let's put a sound effect here, Matt. Put a sound effect in post. |
| 0:29.8 | Oh, do you remember what button? |
| 0:31.0 | Yes, I reckon it. |
| 0:32.5 | Yes. |
| 0:32.9 | Yes. Look at this. |
| 0:36.3 | So we'll talk about the procedure in a second, but really quickly, we started a new YouTube channel called Uncle Roger Shorts. |
| 0:43.3 | So YouTube Shorts is a big thing now. |
| 0:45.3 | And because we already make original content for TikTok anyway, so I was like, oh, why don't I just create a YouTube Shorts channel and put the short Uncle Roger videos on there? |
| 0:55.2 | You know, because I don't want to put the Uncle Roger TikTok videos on my main channel. |
| 0:59.0 | Because I get annoyed when YouTubers start doing like, there's a mixture of both shorts and their regular videos. |
| 1:05.8 | I'm like, I didn't sign up for this. |
| 1:07.7 | You know, so go subscribe to the Uncle Roger Shorts channel. |
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