34: Instagram Ho Of The Week
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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In a jam packed episode of Haiyaa pod Nigel and Producer discuss their upcoming trip to Amsterdam, Nigel has booked in his hair transplant. And the floodgates have opened with reference to fans of the podcast wanting to be Nigel’s instagram ho’s. (What a sentence that is)
0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are visiting Amsterdam together soon!
8:13 - Nigel wanted to drop in and see Matt at the End Of The Road festival last weekend but is very glad he didn’t…
16:20 - Nigel is the Asian Larry David and had a funny encounter with a tailor when trying to get his trousers shortened.
37:30 - The next step in Nigel’s hair transplant procedure. The date has been booked!
46:00 - Nigel has a new perspective on veganism and thinks most British people should consider it.
51:00 - Nigel’s Instagram Ho Of The Week featuring a Spider Queen! #NIHOTW
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| 0:00.0 | Just a morning shout out from a hot white auntie to your podcast. |
| 0:04.2 | I'm up for glory holes and hair transplant action. |
| 0:08.2 | I could be the oldest Puma to ever hit you guys up, which I'm damn proud of. |
| 0:12.3 | I'll call Nigel Bisha and everything and chook him the fuck out. |
| 0:15.5 | Oh my God. |
| 0:17.3 | And then she left her Facebook name. |
| 0:19.2 | I go into her feed and it's just four pictures. |
| 0:22.0 | One is of a cat. |
| 0:23.5 | Key. |
| 0:24.1 | And three of them are fucking giant tarantulas. |
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| 1:03.7 | Finally, my Canadian visa has gotten approved. Yes. Play the sound effect. Monkey boy. Yes. No, thank you, Matt. Thank you. It's been seven months. |
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