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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

348-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2016

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

If there's one thing about black women that are about to throw down in public, it's LET THEM SPEAK. Something really great and probably funny that you never could have thought of is gonna fly. We have a new message to the Fuhrer from Dani and this one involves food and emergency services at Sea! How fat is Bert? Very. How aware is Bert that he is fat? We happen to think not enough. Look deep inside yourself and try to find a fun, effective way to let Bert know that he is fat and find out WHY he's that fat. We have Persian translations, IRISH AKA English translations, Would You Rather's and a WHOLE lot more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm with the old girl.

0:07.0

I'm with the old girl.

0:11.0

The evil I do, my God, my God.

0:14.0

I'm with the old girl.

0:19.0

I'm with the old girl.

0:28.0

Die, die, die.

0:35.0

Get right up, get right up, lie to me, lie to me, lie to me.

0:42.0

I need you, I need you.

0:47.0

It's a classic channel.

0:51.0

We listen to him, though.

0:53.0

I like it.

0:54.0

We follow his advice.

0:55.0

Yeah, we did.

0:56.0

There are maize.

1:03.0

This is Evie Mike.

1:04.0

I went deaf in my left ear and it's you too.

1:06.0

Switching.

1:07.0

Yeah.

1:08.0

I think it's just a loose wire somewhere, right?

1:13.0

This guy?

1:14.0

I'll cover your ears.

1:15.0

Are you gonna unplug it?

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