347-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2016

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN! Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, keep the kids and someone worthwhile will come in to your life. It's just that rat "thing" that's keeping people away. Our Super Jew producer brought us a video about how to spot a Jew. But, like we said, he's a Jew. We don't know what he's up to but it feels really Jewey. The Master Of Accents is BACK! Will he finally be defeated by an inimitable cadence? Plus FAN MAIL, PATREON, and TINA JEANS is hitting the road again. Get those JEANS ON!!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Did you spell that for me?
0:04.6	Yeah F-A-R-T-F-A-R-T
0:15.4	like passing gas
0:25.2	Gas
0:27.2	A-ass and gas
0:29.2	Farth
0:30.2	Passing gas
0:32.2	Gas
0:34.2	Passing gas
0:36.2	Farth
0:38.2	Passing gas
0:40.2	Gas
0:42.2	Passing gas
0:44.2	Farth
0:45.2	The Cincinnati fart
0:47.2	Farth
0:48.2	The Cincinnati fart
0:50.2	Farth
0:52.2	And since daddy F-A-R-T
0:55.7	is since daddy F-A-R-T
1:00.8	Heart, heart, heart
1:04.5	art, heart, heart, art, art
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