348: Gorbellied Mumpsimus Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen.

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Headlines:

Mike Pompeo on being a Christian Leader: https://www.timesofisrael.com/us-secretary-of-state-delivers-contentious-speech-on-being-christian-leader/

The Right-Wing “Values Voter Summit” Is What Happens When Hate Throws a Party: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/the-right-wing-values-voter-summit-is-what-happens-when-hate-throws-a-party/

Melbourne may put signs near lawbreaking churches warning kids of danger inside: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/melbourne-may-put-signs-near-lawbreaking-churches-warning-kids-of-danger-inside/

Alt-Right Activist Joey Gibson Caught Raising Funds Through Untraceable Church: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/alt-right-activist-joey-gibson-caught-raising-funds-through-untraceable-church/

Pat Robertson says the death penalty is "absolutely biblical":

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/12/pat-robertson-the-death-penalty-is-absolutely-biblical/

Pat Robertson says Trump may lose the "Mandate of Heaven" if he abandons the Kurds:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/08/pat-robertson-trump-may-lose-the-mandate-of-heaven-if-he-abandons-the-kurds/

Pretend researchers say religion is the best way to overcome addiction: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2Fs10943-019-00876-w

These Expensive “Jesus Shoes,” Which Come With Holy Water, Are Selling Out: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/10/these-expensive-jesus-shoes-which-come-with-holy-water-are-selling-out/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oneing This Week's Profanodate contains a podcast.
0:03.4	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com
0:08.6	and by Mango Nectar, a perfectly acceptable beverage, unlike milk.
0:15.0	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:30.0	Ah, it's Thursday.
0:39.0	It's October 17th.
0:41.0	And it's payback a friend day.
0:43.5	I said I'll give you the money.
0:45.0	I have no illusions.
0:47.0	Um, Eli Bosnick.
0:48.0	Um, he's then right.
0:49.6	And from Jared Kushner's New Jersey.
0:51.6	Hard to get.
0:52.6	Since the Nady Swing State.
0:53.6	And Good Husband Georgia.
0:54.6	This is The Skating Atheist.
0:56.6	And this week's episode.
0:57.6	Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of assholeery.
1:01.6	Keith starts picturing William Barr's prolapse to asshole as a cornucopia.
1:06.1	And Mike Pompeo's as a second one.
1:08.6	And Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen.
1:11.6	But first, the Dietrile.
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