349: John Wicca Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Trump supporting Christians promise they’ve glued their bar to the FLOOR, Coach Dave has a homophobic meltdown when thinking about baseball backfires, and the UK will reject the call to eat mor chicken.

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Headlines:

31% of white evangelicals say they'll support Trump no matter what he does:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/21/31-of-white-evangelicals-say-theyll-support-trump-no-matter-what-he-does/

Chick Fil A opens first UK location; announces it will close first UK location: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/19/lgbtq-activists-shut-down-britains-only-chick-fil-a-just-9-days-after-opening/

Christian Rapper Walks Out of “The Addams Family” Movie Due to Demonic Elements: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/19/christian-rapper-walks-out-of-the-addams-family-movie-due-to-demonic-elements/

Paula White warns that some states define the bible as hate speech: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/paula-white-christians-must-vote-for-trump-because-his-judges-wont-let-states-outlaw-the-bible/

The Catholic Church is seriously selling a $110 "click to pray" wearable rosary:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/17/the-catholic-church-is-seriously-selling-a-110-click-to-pray-wearable-rosary/

https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/vaticans-wearable-rosary-gets-fix-for-app-flaw-allowing-easy-hacks/

A Christian Pastor Gave an Anti-Trans Sermon and the Backlash Has Been Glorious: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/19/a-christian-pastor-gave-an-anti-trans-sermon-and-the-backlash-has-been-glorious/

Dave Daubenmire wishes he could stop thinking about homosexuality:

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-we-need-to-make-homosexuality-unthinkable-again/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Female astronauts call out Trump’s stupidity from space: https://qz.com/1731692/female-astronauts-school-trump-from-outer-space/

GOP Candidate calls for ridiculous restrictions on abortion: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/va-gop-candidate-calls-for-abortion-restrictions-ankle-bracelets-for-women-who-get-abortions/

Christian mom urges women to reduce spousal abuse by being less uppity: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/22/christian-mom-to-avoid-domestic-abuse-wives-shouldnt-be-so-quarrelsome/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this week's episode contains naughty words that rhyme would skit,
0:04.5	clastrol, and brother fucker.
0:08.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by
0:11.3	Tulsi Gabbards, Crazy Cult!
0:13.6	Tulsi Gabbards, Crazy Cult!
0:15.6	Don't...
0:16.7	Don't Google us!
0:19.2	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:21.7	I'm April, your friendly neighborhood pharmacy technician,
0:24.4	reminding you to get your fucking flu shot every year.
0:28.3	Every autumn, like today, right now.
0:32.4	Because we definitely weren't designed intelligently, but did, in fact,
0:36.6	evolve from filthy, monkey men.
0:39.6	...
0:57.2	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:01.2	It's October 24th, and it's National Filoni Day!
1:06.4	Because the only way to stop a goblin is a good guy with a sand.
1:09.9	There we go, call a forward cross-show's Patreon only.
1:12.9	I am no longer a true chit.
1:14.9	Um, you love public.
1:16.6	Um, he's then right.
1:18.1	And from Pierre de Lectos, New Jersey,
	...

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