347: Heavy Petting Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the holy spirit will check his texts, the person in the jail cell next to Amber Guyger is redecorating like crazy, and we’ll learn how to not have sex.

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Headlines:

Pastor who texted while speaking in tongues has a perfectly good explanation: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/05/pastor-who-texted-while-speaking-in-tongues-has-a-perfectly-good-explanation/

Atheist Group Files Complaint Against Texas Judge Who Gave Killer Cop a Bible

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/04/atheist-group-files-complaint-against-texas-judge-who-gave-killer-cop-a-bible/

Right-Wing Websites Are Distorting Scientific Data to Attack Trans People: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/06/right-wing-websites-are-distorting-scientific-data-to-attack-trans-people/

Why Did America Lose Its Religion? Thank the Internet: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/27/why-did-america-lose-its-religion-thank-the-internet/

A Progressive Seminary Had Students Confess to Plants; Critics Had a Field Day: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/21/a-progressive-seminary-had-students-confess-to-plants-critics-had-a-field-day/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Woman charged for being topless in her own home: https://www.sltrib.com/news/2019/09/30/this-utah-woman-was/

Anti-abortion group gives out tiny fetuses at parade: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/07/anti-abortion-clinic-gives-away-mini-fetuses-in-parade-prompting-rule-change/

Woman received digital catcalls over airlines messaging service: https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/07/us/woman-receives-in-flight-messages-trnd/index.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	When you join Tinder, you might not have been looking for answers, but there were some good
0:05.0	clues, like in the way they smiled with their eyes.
0:08.7	Like how they didn't reach free hand before you'd reach for theirs.
0:11.9	And when the time was right, they popped the question,
0:15.1	Will you keep a toothbrush at my place?
0:18.6	From toothbrush proposals to non awkward silences, there's a world of possible connections on
0:23.6	Tinder.
0:24.6	Whatever you're looking for, it starts with a swipe, explore the possibilities on Tinder.
0:29.2	Hello today.
0:30.2	Warning, this podcast contains adult language in its most juvenile form.
0:34.6	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by HIMS, Honey, American
0:40.5	Elections, Wicked Game, and by the new line of erotic Christian phones, Sam's Song of
0:47.3	Solomon.
0:48.3	Sam's Song of Solomon, helping you find the only GU need.
0:53.2	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:55.8	This is Vice-Rino's daughter, letting you know that we did, in fact, involve from Filthy
1:01.8	Monkey Man.
1:03.3	See, even a child can tell you that.
1:25.8	It's Thursday.
1:27.8	It's October 10th.
1:30.1	And it's Huga Cavenday.
1:32.8	I'd so if Mr. Sorbo could go ahead and lift that restraining order that would be correct.
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