["The

Game of Thrones Theme Song"]

Hi, welcome to Dear Hank and John.

I'm a zanker for to think of it dear John and Hank.

It's a podcast where I forget to push record on the button,

but at least I only did it for about three minutes.

Three critical minutes.

Y'all missed some gold because Hank failed to hit record.

We're gonna give you some dubious advice.

Bring you all the week's news from both Marzenay

and Suembled and John once upon a time.

Yes.

There was a guy sitting next to his wife in church

and he said, I just did a silent fart.

What should I do?

And she said, put some new batteries in your hearing aid.

It was so funny the first time,

but the second time I found it less funny.

So we just recorded part of the podcast

and Hank didn't record it.

And that's okay.

I'm not mad.

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